Jason Acidre
Search Director
Jason Acidre is the Disciple of the Lord Search
He spends his time hopping around alternate universes of search, following the different timelines of the strategies he lets loose on the interwebs.
He’s also the CEO of Xight Interactive, marketing consultant for Affilorama and Traffic Travis, and also the sole author of kaiserthesage.
He loves his wife dearly, even when she’s not pointing a gun to his head.
Bingo Ventura
Managing Director
Bingo Ventura is a Chaotic Evil Search Strategist.
He will one day publish his bestselling novel, "7 Jokes Resulting In World Domination", which will cause anyone who reads it to smile uncontrollably, and proclaim Bingo the leader of the world. Something like what you saw in the ending of Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey, but with words.
He’s also an inbound marketing consultant, entrepreneur, and an Editor of a New York-based news site that has about 40 million visitors a month.
He thinks the meaning of life can be found in the pages of One Piece.
...or Monthy Python, depending on what day it is.
Zahra Bianca Saldua
Chief Marketing Officer
Zahra Bianca Saldua, also known as “Z”, has been hosting for ten years, which led her to become a TV and radio personality.
Other than her career in media and the liberal arts, Z has always had a gift in business. She has worked in sales and marketing for several local and international companies as a consultant.
She even dabbled in pageantry, as she became Miss World Philippines Second Princess back in 2013 with Megan Young. She also joined Miss Earth Philippines 2018 and has garnered the title of MISS AIR PHILIPPINES 2018.
Her experience as a host in the events management industry and her gift in business, has led her to start ZS Talents, Events, and Advanced Media (ZS TEAM).
Jean Mendoza
Business Development Manager
Jean Mendoza is the White Mage of Syntax
Jean was a just a normal little girl in the School of Book Nerdology, when she was violently attacked by a radioactive article. She wrestled the unintelligible matter to the ground and slapped it with her thoughts and finished it off by elbowing it with her prose. She then got up, dusted herself off, and vowed that she would never do that again.
However, her battle with the radioactive article cursed her with a content magnet buff. Content was inexplicably drawn to her and wouldn’t leave her side until she spent some time befriending the sad collection of words. She soothed them and brought a smile to their faces by performing her content optimization magic.
She is the Operations Manager of Ventura Consultancy. She has also written, read, edited, proofed, and evaluated thousands of articles in the past few years.
She is still scheming of ways to hide from words and will triumph soon.
Lauren Villarama
Content Manager
Lauren Villarama is the High Priestess of Prose
Lauren was always strangely fascinated by pencils, thinking of ways the world she viewed could be reflected with her little sticks of wood. She spent hours looking at the world through her pencil-shaded eyes, and nobody could relate to what she was thinking.
The Lady Prose viewed upon the world from her palace in the mind and was surprised to see the bright light that emanated from Lauren. She knew what she was looking at and paid the young girl a visit. Lady Prose smiled sweetly and said, "Look here, #$%^^&#, I don‘t like competition. Be my High Priestess and we’re good." Little Lauren just said yes.
Lauren was sent to the training hall of Priestesses and was delighted when she discovered that pencils dance with paper. After she got over the initial shock of learning that her pencils had to be cut with a knife, she devoted herself to a life of making sketches and writing for Lady Prose.
Lauren is Editor Emeritus of Ventura Consultancy, among other things. (When she’s not sketching, writing, or taking pictures.)
She sometimes thinks of Lady Prose’s back when she sharpens her pencils.
Kei Miranda
Search Consultant
Kei realized her dislike of conversation at an early age. She was never one to open a conversation with the other kids and preferred to sit still in the shadows judging others with a smile.
As time passed, Kei started writing her thoughts on paper, and was intrigued by the fact that there were different ways she could say something mean. This brought happiness to her heart, just knowing that her articles could bring happiness to others.
With all of this, Kei learned a fundamental truth about people and life. If you make someone laugh (usually at their own expense), it became alright to embrace her inner Regina George.
Kei is a happy person while she works, and only gets cranky when she’s hungry.
She’s always hungry.
Byrn Paolo Andrade
Multimedia Manager
Byrn Paolo is a multimedia designer by profession who believes that art can save the world. Considered a jack-of-all-trades in his craft, his skills are not only limited to graphic design. He is also a real-deal video editor, animator, and web designer.
With his expertise in visual communication, he created logos, marketing paraphernalia, and websites for quite a number of local and international companies.
He is also inclined to traveling somewhere every once in a while to replenish his creative juices. Going to historical places and climbing mountains are his thing cause that’s where he gets inspiration to create his works of art.
Oh! This guy is left-handed. And you know what they say about lefties– they are just effortlessly excellent in whatever they do.
While having an eye for a good and effective design is his top quality, he also speaks his mind through words and rhymes, using his background as a student journalist in high school and in university. Now that’s an impressive visual-textual expertise combo!
Rizza Gatpandan
Content Manager
Rizza has lived through about fifty-four different lifetimes (and counting), all while still being in her 20s. Blessed with a hyperactive imagination and a woefully short attention span, she’s always churning out a new story, a new adventure in her colorful and excitable think box. Many of these, she’s translated the written word.
As a writer, Rizza has been writing stories for as long as she’s been writing her ABCs. She penned her first short story at the tender age of 4 (when she really should’ve been reviewing her pre-K maths), and by the age of 7, has fleshed out a full novella, rife with action and mysteries and, of course, a strong heroine. Fast forward to many years later, she has now made a career of her passion, and has had the honor to write for numerous publications and companies, both here and abroad, having published just about all kinds pieces from somber, scholarly research papers to witty one-liners and slogans to everything in between.
Her creativity doesn’t stop there, as she also dabbles in the arts. She’s a professional graphic designer, and occasionally an illustrator, director, photographer, and video editor. She really liked her art classes back in school–except for that one time when they did origami. Folded paper is her biggest pet peeve.
Joyce Gonzales
Content Specialist
Joyce Gonzales’ life story belongs to the Top 10 Anime Battles.
She earned her first Bachelor’s degree in Financial Accounting and had worked for a consulting firm for over three years. She garnered enough knowledge and skill when it comes to the economic and monetary side of things.
Nevertheless, she had always been drawn to the power of words and how it can persuade individuals to take a specific action. She is fascinated by how writers can craft an entire story for the purpose of proving a point or teaching a lesson. Ever since she could remember, this has been an inherent feeling. Writing became her own portal to immortality.
After she advanced to a particular level in the finance industry, she decided to open the door to a new level of gaming. She started to put into use her passion for storytelling. She worked for various companies as a freelance writer and managed to complete objectives with great attention to detail. Thus, she was able to evolve into a contributing writer for various online publications and travel websites.
Eventually, her thirst for knowledge didn‘t end there. She is currently taking up her second Bachelor’s degree in Comparative Literature with a concentration on Asian Studies.
Joyce always has a clear idea as to what she aims for in life. She is not the person who would employ combative strategies for the sake of confrontation as she’s one to win others over by the sheer force of her personality.
In her road to becoming one of the strongest characters ever, she took on the role of a content writer for Notimpo. She is good-natured and free-spirited. If there is one thing you can be sure of is that Joyce is an extremely energetic individual fueled by her driving ambition to increase her power levels.
What Notimpo can do for you
Notimpo was formed with one thing in mind. World domination. We have come together to wreak mass destruction on SERPs using our combined expertise in Digital Marketing. Content Marketing, Advanced Linkbuilding strategies, and Local Search Optimization. We don’t care what your niche is, what your ranking is currently, why you want to use our services. We just care about getting visible results for our clients, at the most cost efficient rates, day in and day out.
We got it.
Services
Some clients know exactly what their online properties need, while others need help figuring out what went wrong, and how to fix things.
Either way works for us, as long as the job gets done.
If this makes sense to you, contact us now and let’s get the conversation started.
Here are some usual situations why you need our help.
- Penalized by the Google? We can help with that. We review your websites nd determine what went wrong, and we make sure this little setback NEVER happens again.
- Just starting out OR restarting your online property? We’ve got you covered. We’ll launch a full-scale content optimization project on your website, and start optimizing whatever assets you have.
- Been in business for some time, and decide it’s time to level up/get more traffic/leads/sales in? That’s what we do. We’ll assess what the best strategy is for your online property, and we’ll advise you what campaign will lead you to the most benefits, in the shortest possible time. We’ll also discuss the best long-term strategy for your online marketing campaign too.